The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call an iPhone with no sense of humor? Too Siri-ous.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.