The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."