The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to feet? But most just have .
Why was the leper baseball match cancelled? People started throwing hands
How do you get two flutes to play in tune? Shoot one of them. How do you get two violins to play in tune? Shoot both of them. How do you get two altos to sing in tune? It doesn’t matter, nobody’s listening.
When Cannibals Attack When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?You're not supposed to eat the rappers.(I literally dreamt this joke)
I've just been thrown out by security and told never to return to the hospital again. It turns out the Stroke Unit isn't what I thought it was.
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
Why was the shovel regarded as one of the most creative inventions? Because it was ground breaking.
What do you get when two different pairs of similar angles get in a car accident? a wrecked angle(This took me one 20 minute shower to think out)
Don't you dare hit that drum again! If you do, there will be repercussions!
What do you call a serious man with a scythe that sneaks around outside people’s windows? The grim peeper.