The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."