The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
In the sentence "the thief stole a television" where is the subject? In prison
My mind is like a steel trap I can use it once and then I have to reset it.
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
What's the Difference between Pink and Purple? Your Grip. 🙂
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
Where do you put Giraffes that don't feel good? Giraffe-Sick Park
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.