The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia? Because he was Snowd en!(according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever It makes no scents
I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
Drake must miss being on tv Because he seems to be auditioning for How to Catch a Predator
What do game companies do with their old successful games? Post Mortem, most port em.
My father in law just accidentally ruined my brother in law's cigar by sitting on it Close butt, no cigar
Why do jedi always burn their pancakes? Because they wont turn over to the dark side.