The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.