The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.