The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.