The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
2020 is a unique leap year... It has 29 days in February.300 days in March.And 5 years in April.
I went on a blind date. I saw this lovely girl and said to her are you Susan?She said are you Brian?.. I said yes I am: All exited..She said no my name is Sharon.
I once littered in a forest and the only ones that saw me were a group of otters in the nearby river. I'll never forget the look they gave me as that plastic bottle left my hands. It was a look of otter disdain.
I tried to cheer myself up by having a pillow fight. Now I feel more down than I did before.
i came home yesterday with 2 armchairs and a sofa that a kind man gave me in the park my dad got angry at me for taking suites from strangers
What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.
Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.