The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Can February March? No, but April May!
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
How do you catch an elephant? First, you’ll need to dig a hole deep enough for an elephant. Proceed to complete surround the hole with green peas and fill the bottom of the hole with ashes.*Once the elephant bends down to take a pee, kick it in the ash hole.*
I went to the mall and you know those people that set up their little shops? Well, there is a dwarf in a little hut, and he tells fortunes. Come to find out he is a fugitive and wanted for some crimes. I guess that makes him a small medium at large...
I googled "how to start a wildfire"... I got 48,500 matches.