The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.