The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.