The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I hate my job at the morgue, nobody gets my sense of humor. I swear I’m working with a bunch of stiffs.
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
bank account: $1,400 has been deposited into your bank account **me, at Baskin Robbins:** give me Carol Baskin
In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon... Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).Both were denied. This is actually true.
I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
The United Kingdom is breaking up! Soon it will be the Untied Kingdom.
A duck walked into a Harry Potter toy store, and he said to the man, running the store: “hey... got any Snapes?”
My instructor asked me, "Can you read that car's license plate from here?" I answered, "YES!! NOW COULD YOU **PLEASE** OPEN THE PARACHUTE NOW!!!???"
China and reddit's societies are similar Opinions aren't allowed
Why did the laziest person at the factory keep a cucumber in their pocket? They wanted everyone to think they were working hard.
What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
“Doctor, those pills you gave me are working well but they are making walk like a crab”... “Oh, that it’ll be the side effects”
Why did the bungee jumper hit the ground? He didn't pay a tension.
What did the new comic say to the mic? Thanks for the feedback.
What do you call a Labrador who does Magic? Labrakadabrador