The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Bob was blind. His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday.When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
Where is Jesus if he keeps going East? Easter
I was playing Cyberpunk 2077 when my mom took a pan and violently bashed my laptop to pieces. She *really* freaks out seeing so many bugs.
An Imperial Roman soldier was wounded on the battlefield. His life was saved when he was time traveled to the modern world to be hooked up to an IV. He asked, "What is that for?"
I bought a pair of drums without any drumsticks, so I decided to bolt them together. I figured if you can't beat them, join them.
What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.