The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!