The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'