The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What do you call a mosquito that is found funny? Malarious
What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel A bell-hop
What do you call Batman and Robin after the get run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon.
Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby? A slow poke!
Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy? Alexa- apple juice
My niece asked me what Cu.M. stands for It took me 2 minutes to understand it was Cubic Meter and not something I was thinking.
So my wife and I just had our first child. A man ran into the delivery room and stole our child’s umbilical cord. The search lasted for days. We thought there was no hope in finding the cord. A few days later we were advised that the man and the cord were found. He was hiding on a navel base.
I was reading a book on anti gravity last night. I found it quite difficult to put down.
My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum? A meltdown*edit* Thanks for the silver, its greatly appreciated
I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"but it didnt fly.Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?" The second dog says "sure!" The first dog says "knock knock." The second says... WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
Why did a customer leave the blockbuster store disappointed? They were never going to give him Up.