The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.