The Best (and Worst) Spanish Dad Jokes 👋
Add some bilingual humor to your day with our collection of Spanish dad jokes! These jokes combine clever wordplay with the charm of dad humor, all in Spanish. Whether you’re a native speaker or just enjoy learning new jokes, our Spanish dad jokes will bring a smile to your face with their witty punchlines and puns. Explore the funniest dad jokes en español and share the laughter with friends and family!
A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Why did the Mexican man tie his wife to the train tracks? Because he wanted tequila!
I got sick in a small hotel in Madrid. I called to the front desk and they said they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said: "No one expects te spanish inn physician. "
What sort of Spanish sporting event would Jesus hang out at? La Crosse
What do you call walk-in closet in Spanish? Armario de Joaquín
Limmerick from The Crown on Netflix There once was a girl named Sally Who enjoyed the occasional dallyShe sat on the lapOf a well-endowed chapAnd cried "Sir! You're right up my alley."
Where do swedish bears sleep? In their sweDEN.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Why do Python programmers have low self esteem? They're constantly comparing their self to other.
[NSFW] long long size = 7; Int array[2];
Vegans don't beat their meat They jerk their vegetable.
What do you call an Italian beggar? Giovanni Change