The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋

May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
(from my 9 year old) What is the scariest planet in Star Wars? Na-BOO!
Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere: Mos QuitoQue SadillaScu BagearSyn TaxRev ErseMala MuteTrypto PhanCano NicalImpo TentSlee Papnea
Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere: Mos QuitoQue SadillaScu BagearSyn TaxRev ErseMala MuteTrypto PhanCano NicalImpo TentSlee Papnea
Who's the fruitiest character in Star Wars? The Mangolorian.(Made up for an eight year old)
The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
An Imperial Roman soldier was wounded on the battlefield. His life was saved when he was time traveled to the modern world to be hooked up to an IV. He asked, "What is that for?"
What do you call a star wars bounty hunter who loves tropical fruit ? Mango Fett.
Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
Why did Doc get such a good selling price on the Delorean? It was only driven from time to time
What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs? Peter Parkour
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay! Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.