The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋

May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!

Why was Ash Ketchum peering through your living room curtains? To catch a Peek-at-you

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'

Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…

How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.

Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…

Wanda lost sight of her life after the events of Infinity War Thankfully, she fully recovered her vision.

How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.

I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.

Whaddya use to decide whether to host a Star Trek poetry event? A list of prose in Khans.

Superman lost all of his money on a digital currency scheme It was his cryptonite.

Why is it so hard to win a chess match against an Australian? Because the moment they attack your king, it's a check, mate!

What do you call a star wars bounty hunter who loves tropical fruit ? Mango Fett.

Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.

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