The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
If you celebrate Star Wars Day too hard tonight... watch out for the revenge of the fifth.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
Who's the fruitiest character in Star Wars? The Mangolorian.(Made up for an eight year old)