The Best (and Worst) Thanksgiving Dad Jokes 👋

Make your Thanksgiving feast even more fun with our collection of Thanksgiving dad jokes! Packed with puns, one-liners, and turkey-related humor, these jokes are perfect for sharing around the dinner table. Whether you’re talking about mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie, or the family gathering, our Thanksgiving dad jokes will add a laugh to your holiday traditions. Explore the funniest Thanksgiving-themed dad jokes for a fun and festive celebration!

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just stick with turkey.

So I went to Iraq for holidays... And I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me back home... Knowing that I can't trust anyone I wanted to kill myself. So I called the suicide hotline... They got excited and asked me if I can drive a plane.

What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.

Why doesn't Santa Claus have to worry about catching COVID-19? Because he has Santa-bodies.

Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!

A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event? Cantelope

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

Respect for the fallen I once dated a girl with a tattoo of a poppy on her backside.It was in memory of all those who had died at the front.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'

They’re having a great sale in person at the mall for Black Friday Everything is buy one, get achoo free

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Forgot the tree this year, so I'm putting up a 6 foot, tinsel covered Tampon. Just for the festive period.

Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.

I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.