The Best (and Worst) Work-Related Dad Jokes 👋

At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.

What's the meal that the people at NASA usually skip? Launch.

LPT for people like me who couldn't breath with a face mask on ....Take it out of the plastic bag first. I haven't felt like I was suffocating since I learned this.

I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night We had a very heated argument.

Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.

Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

In an attempt to boost morale, my office threw a 'Christmas in July' event today. I got to talking to my coworker from Beijing and asked him, "Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?" He confided in me... "Because they make the toys."

I've been sacked from my job as a chef after spending every shift chopping herbs instead of cooking meals. They couldn't be dealing with thyme wasters.

Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child. However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.