The Best (and Worst) Work-Related Dad Jokes 👋
Bring some humor to the office with our collection of work-related dad jokes! These jokes are perfect for lightening the mood at work, whether you’re dealing with deadlines, meetings, or the daily grind. From clever office puns to funny one-liners, our work-related dad jokes will help you share a laugh with colleagues and add a bit of fun to your workday. Explore the funniest dad jokes that are perfect for the workplace!
I showed up late for a Zoom meeting... ...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".
If you are debating whether or not to shovel your neighbor's driveway... Ask yourself, "would they do the same for me?"If the answer is no, do it anyways out of the kindness of your heart.If the answer is yes, go back inside.
I just finished installing a 5G mast for the local area when this crazy lady runs out of the house and starts throwing bizarre accusations of how 5G is hurting people's health and what monsters we telecoms guys are. What a screwball! 4G must've fried her brain.
When a physician was asked if his new diet of pizza and crepes for COVID-19 patients was working He said, "I don't know, but that's the only food we can get under the door."
My mates works on the railway. He does maintenance or maybe engineering....Something along those lines anyway.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I once dumped a cross-eyed chick. Thought she was seeing someone else.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero. I think hispanic buying.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.