The Best (and Worst) Work-Related Dad Jokes 👋

My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.

How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.

Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.

Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.

I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.

Some protestors are breaking into congress I hear it is a capitol offense

I was thinking of becoming a railway conductor... Then I thought of all the training.

Accountant: So you didn’t have traditional income most of the year but your investments and holdings still earned you $9,000,000 **Papa John:****Accountant:** 831,000 pizzas. You’ll owe about $2,800,000 in taxes **Papa John:** And that's...**Accountant:** *(sighs)* 258,000 pizzas

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.

If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

Cattle feed shopping Recently I got to know of this site which sells excellent Cattle feed. It mainly constitutes grain supplement and came highly recommended. However I was disappointed with the quality when it was delivered. I had to give them the feed back.

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.