The Best (and Worst) Holiday Dad Jokes (Christmas, Easter, etc.) 👋
Celebrate every holiday with a laugh using our collection of holiday dad jokes! From Christmas to Easter, Halloween to Thanksgiving, these jokes are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your holiday gatherings. Whether you’re cracking puns about holiday traditions or sharing silly one-liners, our holiday dad jokes will bring joy to every celebration. Explore our festive collection of jokes to keep the holiday spirit alive with laughter!
My New Year’s resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorant. Roll on 2019
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
Our local cemetery is running out of spaces ... ...It’s a grave issue
I brought a date to the 4th of July party... ...really sweetened up the fruit salad.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
On my visit to Chicago, the weather forecast said it was muggy. The forecaster was right. I went outside and someone stole my shoes.
When I successfully invade Canada and they offer me lands in a peace treaty... I’ll take Nunavut.
Monsters are campaigning for a national holiday. They want to call it Fangs-giving.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
The United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies... It'll be known as the National Elf Service.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? Because it was full.