The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋
Discover the funniest, most upvoted dad jokes from Reddit! These jokes have made their way to the top thanks to their clever punchlines, witty wordplay, and the humor that only Reddit can deliver. Whether you’re a fan of clever puns or enjoy jokes that are a little quirky, our collection of Reddit’s best dad jokes will have you laughing out loud. Explore the most popular dad jokes from the internet’s funniest community!
Found a weird .exe file on your computer? Beware! Could be a set up.
“Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?” “ I don’t know, but Alaska.”
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans. After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
The only way to access the contents in a bottle... Is to decapitate it.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW) You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.
Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed. Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss."What do you think we should do?" she asks.Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!