The Best (and Worst) Alien & Space Dad Jokes 👋
Blast off into laughter with our collection of alien & space dad jokes! These out-of-this-world jokes combine the humor of dad jokes with the mystery and excitement of outer space. Perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who loves a cosmic twist on classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to entertain. Whether you’re joking about aliens, spacecraft, or far-off galaxies, our alien & space dad jokes are lightyears ahead in making you laugh. Explore the universe of dad jokes that will send your humor into orbit!
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
The ninja turtles and master splinter were found dead in their lair... The police ruled the deaths as sewer-cides.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.