The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
What sort of biscuits fly? Wee plain ones.
My mother in law is Spanish My mother in law is Spanish, so when we named our son 'Muchos' it really meant a lot to her.
TIL On May 25th 2001, a blind man named Erik Weihenmayer climbed the top of Mount Everest... When asked how he feels, he said "I'm gonna kill that fucking guide dog of mine!"
Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm not that scary!
What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.