The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.
Someone threw a beer at Trump at Indianapolis NRA convention. He's fine. It was a draft so he dodged it perfectly.
By tightly securing our Nuclear Arsenal through human, digital, mechanical and chemical means, we've been able to almost completely eliminate the risk of nuclear warhead explosions due to accidents or hostile attacks, however if these past four years have taught us something ... ... it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks.
Donald Trump runs into a bar The bartender asks "hey buddy, why are you all sweaty? Did you ride your bike to get here?" Donald replies "No. Iran."
What happens when your uncle’s wife tells you a joke? It becomes an anti-joke.
Did you hear the one about the roofer with a perfect safety record? He never had a shingle accident.
Best Man Speech "My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials, butshort enough to hold your attention."
What do you call a new mitten manufacturing company formed by a U.S. senator? Bernie's Handers.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower... It was a cross pollination.
My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts. Barley Legal