The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.