The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What is A criminal group of kangaroos called? A Gangaroo
A guy walks into a bar climbs onto a stool and screams, "ASSHOLES! ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!""HEY!" someone yells out. "You watch your mouth!""Why?" the guy challenges. "Are you a lawyer?""No, I'm an asshole!"
I tried marrying a melon... But apparently we cantaloupe
This really hot chick in my apartment complex told me she wants us to be "friends with benefits". Does anyone know where I can purchase a group health insurance plan?
You got to admit these civil war reenactments are getting more efficient Nowadays it only takes a couple hours for the confederacy to surrender
I asked my friend "whats it like working at a tire factory?" apparently it wears thin after a while
What do you call a turtle that surfs the dark web? A TORtoise
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y’know, one would have been enough.
Why did Santa outsource the North Pole's toy making services? Because the resources at home were in 'short' supply
Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location. Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson
Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can't be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I'm not dead yet!'"
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!