The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.
What did the Italian say when he tested his first successful skunk perfume on a volunteer? You reek-uh!OC- as far as I know
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat? Wendy’s
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams play basketball together? He shoots, he scores!
Someone told me about that manga writer who died recently I heard his whole fanbase is going Berserk
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, "I'm getting a divorce," she was the first one to like it.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
China is already welcoming Biden China is already welcoming Biden.They have even named a central landmark in Beijing for Biden."FOR BIDEN CITY!"
[First Date] Me: I quit drugs and then took up mountain climbing. Her: That’s great. What’s the highest you’ve been?Me: I once had a 20 minute conversation with a microwave.
I told my Biology lab partner to let me be her DNA helicase... So I can unzip those genes.