The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War? World War Won
Spin the Bottle When I was a kid, all of us kids played 'Spin the bottle'. A girl would spin the bottle. If it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny.By the time I was 16, I owned my own house...
I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details.
I'm using an operating system to wipe out half of the population in this universe... It's called ThanOS
What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!
My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.
A woman goes into an art gallery and sees two still-life pictures. Both are of a table laid for lunch with a glass of wine, a basket of bread rolls and a plate of sliced ham. However, one picture is selling for $75 and the other for $100. Curious, she goes to the gallery owner and asks him what the difference is between the two pictures. The owner points at the $100 painting and says, “You get more ham with that one.”
I got pulled over by a cop this morning He came to my window and said "Do you know why I pulled you over?"I said, "No officer - I thought for sure you'd know."LPT - Don't do this.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins - I couldn't differentiate between them.
Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, "That's a novel concept."
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.