The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Jimmy Carr was once on Top Gear, and was (for a time) the fastest star in a reasonably priced car. Which is ironic, because that is what all the hookers in L.A. called him, too.
Why does Darth Vader's breathing sound so angry? He is just venting...
Many fellow physicians were scheduling their own colonoscopy before a respected colleague ended his many years of practice. Just before going under sedation for my procedure I told him… “I’m just part of the parade of assholes here in your last few months to wish you a happy retirement.”
I read of a medieval knight who was always sure of himself. Sir tainly
What do you call a flying policeman? A helicopper
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.