The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.