The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
My sister was diagnosed with a terminal disease affecting the lungs... The doctor said she only had 5 more years to live. Her last wish before she died was to go to Berkeley University. I thought it over for a while and said “To Berk You Go Sis!”
What did the one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft Bromine!
Husabnd and wife A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.” The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
Bill Gates has often claimed how hard it is to give away 100 billion dollars. Then he discovered divorce.
It's almost summer! Time for Americans to start getting bleach body ready
What do you call it when four kangaroos have sex? A kangbang
A goat shaved away it's beard and remarked Not by the glare of my chinny chin chin
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'