The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced "jiff" I know because I joogled it.
Some lady called the cops on me because I was giving a squirrel a nut in the park. Good thing I got my pants back on before they arrived
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!