The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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What CD is in Thanos' Walkman? Disintegration by The Cure
I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you.
Two guys are walking down the street when a thug lunges from an alley and points a gun at them... "Gimmie all your money, both of you! Now!" the thug says.Bill says, "Wait! Wait! Wait! Just a minute! Steve, here's that $200 I owe you!"
What's Thanos' favourite card game? Snap
Isn’t it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It’s just named after that stuff on the ground. (Norm MacDonald)
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Why? My maths textbook had a picture of someone having fun on the front.
A woman in a park called 911. When the police officer arrived at the scene, he saw two men, standing on their hands, dashing towards a line painted on the ground. The police officer was livid at the woman having wasted his time. "This ain't a scene," he said, "it's a goddamn arms race."
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said. "You know, one would have been enough."
What do polar bears eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
To the guy who invented the zero... Thanks for nothing.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn't have any idea either.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'