The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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What genre are national anthems? Country.
I'm not sure how much you know about the story of the Titanic... ...but what caused it to sink is just the tip of the iceberg.
I googled "how to start a wildfire"... I got 48,500 matches.
What’s the difference between E.T. and an illegal alien? E.T. Learned English and wanted to go home.
Why is it that there are no subtitles for the last 15 minutes of "Titanic"? A good caption always goes down with the ship.
If you were to steal a historical figures research notebooks what you steal? Charles Darwin’s would be my natural selection.
Dataminer? Thats illegal They are too young to date
I didn’t think I’d ever be turned on by population statistics... But then I came to my census
Yesterday, I tried to relive the 80s and play some Super Mario Bros. When they say you can never go back, turns out it's true. Mario just stops at the edge of the screen.
Is it safe to eat salad yet? It romaines to be seen.
You know what a krakens favorite meal is? Fish and ships
Why does everyone hang out with matches? Because they're lit.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.