The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Q: Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident? A: Yeah, now he's a rect-angle!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.