The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
I know several jokes in sign language I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
A British tabloid has just run a story about how self conscious I am. Its really upset me, I hate seeing myself in The Mirror.
Whats the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly? Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.