The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Newton pushed against our understanding of science and math But science and math pushed back
A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
If there was a television series about a Deadhead surgeon, what would it be called? A: Touch Of Grey's Anatomy.
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'
Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought.... Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!
Long John Silver just donated us one of his crew members. Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!
How do drummers ask if they can take a break? It’s quite simple“Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?”