The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
Pope Francis has cancelled the Easter events this year due to COVID-19. I guess he’s just gonna Passover it this year.