The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What do you call Bill Gates when he's flying? A Bill-in-air.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.
Only a fisherman will understand the struggle Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.
Just got to get this off my chest.... I'm getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $2.70 for coffee, $1.50 a cookie, $4.00 an hour for parking. If I hear any more moaning.. I'm stopping inviting people to my house.
Roses are red, Cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down 😉
Yesterday I tucked some receipts from Bitcoin into an exotic dancer's panties. My first use of stripto currency.
Putin on a trip. Vladimir Putin is traveling abroad. He enters the customs line, approaches the agent and is asked:Agent: age?Putin: 66Agent: occupation? Putin: not this time, just visiting.
[Game of Thrones S7 Spoiler] What do Dragons call Jon Snow? Motherfucker.
Having some areas in pandemic lock down and others not in lock down is like... trying to organize the pissing section in a swimming pool.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!