The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.