The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
What's the best time of day? 6:30, hands down.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... "I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!