The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Patient: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit **Doctor:** you have a bad case of updoc**Patient:** what’s updoc?**Doctor:** this is more serious than I thought
A medieval knight walks into a bar, holding a large blunt weapon... ..."Why the long mace?", asks the barman.
My friend got a job at the power plant. He now refers to his occupation as a “ohm maker”
"Why was the slab of marble upset?" "He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals ... So, he decided not to brisket.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Pop Corn?
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, "I'm getting a divorce," she was the first one to like it.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.